malik the ninja mouse - "the beginning..."

his victims didn't catch on until 3 months into reconnaissance. but even after they did, they had no idea who they were dealing with. malik had already infiltrated the first shelf of the kitchen, using his cat-like skills to scale the toaster cord, giving him easy access to the pita, rice, and soy sauce. dear god... the poor soy sauce. at this point, he knew he was made, but he knew that it was too late for the three intruders. the ninja mouse had already put his plan into motion, and there was no stopping it. their struggle was fruitless. their latest attempt at drawing him out was a futile plot to scare him into the light with a barbell and bait: a tortilla chip. ha. amateurs. he had easily outwitted them, and even got away with a nice tex-mex dinner too. what else is in store for our hero and his adversaries? tune in to the next episode: "the exterminator"