sake, sake, sake, bomb!

at 9pm saturday night:
~120 cans/bottles of beer
~4 bottles of sake
50 pairs of new wooden chopsticks
1 red table cloth
100 clean plastic cups
2 rolls of clean paper towels

8 hours and dozens of inhebriated guests later:
~150 empty beer cans/bottles
~5 empty sake bottles
50 pairs of beer/sake soaked chopsticks
a giant red dot
maybe 10 clean cups
no paper towels
1 beer/sake soaked carpet
1 wall with giant boot scuff
1 closet with giant crack
1 broken pint glass
4 adult men spooning on the futon
and one person (im still not sure who) sleeping on the floor, apparently trying to absorb the last of the beer

someone should make this post into a mastercard commercial.