malik the ninja mouse - "the showdown"
he had misunderestimated his adversaries. maybe he was getting soft. having learned their routines had caused malik to drop his guard. he didnt actually expect any of them to clean. all of the recon hideouts in the gamer's lair were uprooted when he vaccuumed, leaving malik practically defenseless. malik couldnt help but yell as he dove to safety, just barely dodging the wrath of the dustbuster from hell. he was made. the gamer got pasty and twig to help him blockade his room, trapping the ninja mouse. too bad they were to slow to figure out that malik had dug more hideouts in the walls and floors. he had stored sustinance in each hideout for just an occassion. "so its going to be a seige, eh?" malik thought to himself, "lets see how long your little minds can handle it" malik knew that it would be only a matter of minutes before they would lose interest. he had timed their attention spans during initial recon, which maxed out at about 5 minutes. they were watching tv now in the other room. malik could make his move. but something was wrong... malik was feeling ill. "what's happening to me?" malik whispered to himself. his arms and legs began to twitch uncontrollably. his mouth started to foam... green. "green? oh shit!!!" he realized that the 'treat' that he had found earlier that day, and subsequently stored in the hideout was not a sour apple starburst at all... it was poison. will the ninja mouse pull through? or will he die a terrible, terrible death? what else is in store for our hero and his adversaries? tune in to the next episode: "the aftermath"
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Gamer = George
Twig = Kimmie
Pasty = Ryan
Have I got it down?
I've got money on Malik dying a slow and thirsty death. If you smell something funny, look around your sinks and toilets. That's where they go to die.
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