malik the ninja mouse - "the aftermath"

months later, after the dust and chaos has settled, one can only imagine what events had unfolded in that three bedroom apartment downtown. the glue traps untouched, gathering dust on them like a sublte 'fuck you' from the ninja mouse. the three idiots somehow managed to survived the onslaught, although its easy to tell they will never be the same. gamer has turned to strictly first-person shooters to alleviate the tension that mounts in his fragile mind. pasty seems, as unbelievable as it sounds, even pastier, almost translucent even. this is probably partly due to the limited amounts of food he's even to stomach, which now only consists of mac 'n' cheese and hummus. and twig... you wouldn't even want to know. did malik survive? is the ninja mouse's rotting carcass somewhere in the apartment? or did he feel that his job had been accomplished? and leaving these three simpletons to live as mercy upon inferior beings? we may never know...

THE END?