Tuesday, June 16, 2009

fooled by turnstiles

i was in line to go through the turnstiles at the subway station by my office. it was one of those full body/revolving door type turnstiles where the visual prompt that tells you whether or not your card swipe was valid is in front of the turnstile. i.e. if you swipe your card and start walking towards the entryway before it registers, you wont be able to tell if it will let you by until you ram yourself into the locked turnstile. you would think most new yorkers would know to check and see if it says 'go' or not, but two of the 3 people in front of me did the following:

1) look at the screen as it says 'go' for the person in front of them
2) swipe their card
3) before theyre done swiping, start walking toward the turnstile
4) unbeknownst to them, the screen says 'swipe again' and they smack themselves into the bars
5) repeat steps 2-4 until they felt retarded
6) swipe their card while waiting to see the 'go'
7) finally get to the platform.

really, people?

on a related topic, i also noticed a woman repeatedly swiping (and mindful of the screen saying 'swipe again') and getting nowhere. someone else offered to try, takes her card, and on first try gets her in. i think this is a cruel game devised by the MTA to entertain the employees that work at the stations.

for the first post in months, pretty lame i know.

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

thanksreunion weekend

tuesday: so there are 2 large holes in my bedroom wall. apparently water is leaking from the upstairs apartment and the only way to fix it is to go through my ceiling. fantastic. so as a i leave for the airport, theres a guy ripping apart my, now dank and mold-scented, room. i cant wait to see what ill be coming home to on sunday... in st louis, jp and her bf, cb pick me up from the airport and we head to blue hill for dinner (its funny, ive been to blue hill a few times before for drinks, never knew it was a restaurant) they have to work tomorrow so its an early night.

wednesday: pretty low key day. meet up with kc for lunch. note: never get 'real' food at a bubble tea place. blegh. just get bubble tea. had dinner with jp and cb at this italian place that didnt seem so italiany (e.g. i had a roast beef sandwich). interesting bar crowd. m would like it, i think. kind of reminded me of bonner's. we try to go to a cupcake place but apparently it closed early for the holiday weekend. so instead we turn to mariokart 64 for some old school fun. i get my ass handed to me repeatedly, until jp got too drunk be a viable competitor. ill take a win any way i can.

thursday: its off to kc's place, since she originally offered to put me up for t-day. its amazing how little i remember of the neighborhood. while jp now lived in an area i didnt frequent in high school, kc lived like less than a mile from where i did. then again, a lot of the houses and like half of the stores in the neighborhood have changed, so that makes it even more confusing (the walgreens by my house moved half a block, i swear just to mess with me) anyway, i prep the fan favorite corn casserole, while kc makes pumpkin pie and her mom makes like 2 dozen things without breaking a sweat. how do moms do that?

friday: i wake up from a grease/tryptophan induced coma... (this part of the weekend is a bit fuzzy right now, i may fill in the details later -- oh right! i went theater hopping. watched 2 really bad movies...) at some point kc and i meet up with some of her washu friends who i vaguely recall meeting years before. needing a dd sucks. i dont understand how people who live in the suburbs do it. and whats with 1am last call? lame.

saturday: kc and i make it out the door in time to meet up with lh and gf (of the philly adventure's posted below) for lunch. its funny how i hadnt seen lh in like 4 years, and within the last month met up with her 3 times. after lunch kc and i do some research by reviewing our old high school yearbooks. its a good refresher course, but we also found people in our class that we never knew at all, even in passing, which was weird. we head to js's place - she recently had a baby (and uses that as an excuse not to go to the reunion... parents... lame!) so we stop by for a miniparty. its mostly her parents friends, but jp and cb are there so its like the four of us are at the kids table... without a table. kg, a fellow classmate, shows up, so we all get to do a dry run of stuff to talk about at the reunion with each other. surprisingly painless. we all head off to our respective houses to get ready for the reunion. we get to the reunion a little late, but relative to most people, we're early. i awkwardly smile at people i recognize as i walk in. kc and i look at each other. we need a drink. ah, much better. and the night was a blast from there. seriously. aside from one or two awkward conversations that died in silence, i had a pretty good time. talked to people who i havent seen/spoke to since high school, and even people i didnt talk to while in high school. only two people didnt recognize me, which was less than i predicted, one of whom even came up to me and asked if i was kc's significant other. and when i called her out on it started swearing at herself, which is a surprisingly good icebreaker. one bummer note: kc left her purse at an apt we stopped by after the reunion, but since neither of us were that close w/the people who lived there, we had to track them down on facebook and email them, hoping they would get it before she had to leave for the airport the next morning. luckily, everything was figured out by morning.

sunday: my 325 flight back to nyc has been moved up to 240. sweet. more downtime at home. delayed till 340. crap. delayed till 415. shit. delayed till 445. fuck. i finally get home at about 930, and to my surprise, the holes in my bedroom are gone. no more water leaks. just a lingering smell of damp mold, old water stains on the wall, and bits of drywall on the floor. surprisingly much better than expected.

that last line could sum up this whole weekend, actually...

pre-thanksgiving

well, that was kind of disgusting...

so since this would be the first year i dont spend thanksgiving in the city because of my 10 year high school reunion, i decided to hold a pre-thanksgiving potluck the weekend before. it was pretty awesome. 15lbs turkey, tons of sides. but i had the brilliant idea to suggest that we all do a weigh in before and after the meal. anyway, by the end of the night m wins.

+7.5 lbs.

i think thats how much i weighed when i was born.

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

adventures in philly

for those that are sick of election talk, specifically from a leftwing nut like myself, feel free to skip this post. this is really for me to get my thoughts down about the last 4 day so that i have it written down somewhere (and to let people who are actually interested a chance to know what ive been up to)

saturday, nov 1: my alarm was set for 8am to catch the chinatown bus to philly. that doesnt seem too bad until you add in the fact that the night before was halloween, and the dude was out and about till about 2ish. so im on my way to philly to volunteer with the obama campaign. since new york was pretty much a lock for obama, and mccain had talked about making headway in pennsylvania(a state where obama had a 10pt lead? i smell shenanigans...), philly was my best bet to actually make a difference in a weekend. im really nervous since i dont really like talking to strangers about anything, let alone be the one to start the conversation, but i start to feel better as more and more people who get on the bus have obama pins and shirts and talk about their volunteer plans.

we arrive at philly a little after 11am. i drop off my stuff at an old friend, lh's house, chat for a bit, grab a sandwich and im off to the volunteer staging location in north philly, which turned out to be a funeral home. happy. i volunteered for two shifts from 1pm - 7pm, but i get there a little early, so i inhale my sandwich and check in. i get paired with veronica, a very outgoing and friendly flight attendant that lives in the neighborhood. we head out to canvass a specific list of addresses in the neighborhood. veronica, having done this the day before, fills me in on the game plan. we go individually door to door (within eyesight of each other for safety) and make sure people know their polling location, time, etc. being that this was a predominantly black neighborhood (read:100%) and that the list we had were of people who were at least leaning obama, we should be in good shape. except i hate talking to strangers. not too many people are home. maybe its because its a beautiful saturday afternoon. i finally get a few people, but my brain doesnt seem to work very well since i didnt really have much time to prepare what i wanted to say. luckily veronica was knocking on the door next to mine and kind of knew the people i was talking to. she kind of took over, while i shrank away. after a few more conversations, i start to find my groove, although, since veronica seemed to know alot of people in the area, she would butt in occasionally, but i dont mind. we wrap up at around 330, and head back to the funeral home. after giving my feet a few minutes to rest, im back out, this time with helyse (sp?), a middle aged white woman from westchester. helyse is just as friendly as veronica, but not as outgoing, so this time i dont have my safety net so i had to man up, which i surprisingly manage to do for the most part.

a few thoughts on canvassing - its amazing how responsive people are when you support the same thing. i only ran into a handful of people who were mad that i knocked on their door, the rest were happy to talk to me. i cant imagine how difficult canvassing was for volunteers weeks and months earlier, when they were supposed to try to convince people rather than just give information. even though i thought what i did was hard, i dont know if i couldve done it back then.

630ish: helyse is kind enough to give me a ride back downtown. lh and her husband, gf, are off to see coldplay for the night, so i dont have much to do except read blogs and watch tv, so i decide to go to the downtown obama hq to see if i could help with anything. they need people to make calls. shit. more talking to strangers. alright, here goes nothing. at least i can read straight from the script this time since they can see me! most are not home. on a saturday night. wow! i get a few responsive people, most are pretty ambivalent. and then i got a mccain supporter on the phone, at which point, i was supposed to say 'ok, thank you and have a good day'. it came out a bit more like 'oh... ... ... thats, uh,... thats, thats great... i guess. thank you. bye' oops. but a few calls later, i spoke to ave, a middle age woman, who was actually at an obama fundraiser event when i called. after talking with her for a few minutes, i only had to mention that she could volunteer for the campaign, and she was in. she couldnt sunday, but had all monday free. that definitely made my night. at 9pm we have to stop calling, so i slowly head back to lh's apt. it was a really mild night out, and the walk through rittenhouse square was nice. turn on the tv, and crack out on politics, watch mccain's surprisingly funny appearance on snl, and call it a night.

sunday, nov 2: up at 8. lh is joining me today, which is awesome (although she's been pulling her weight in this campaign, and has been volunteering way before i started) the morning shift consisted of the same game plan, knocking on doors, giving info, although it seems like a lot more addresses in this group. it took me a few times to get back into the swing of it. we wrap up and grab some lunch. in the afternoon shift we just leave door hangers with polling info, so it goes pretty quickly. we get back to the staging area around 330. lh's pooped and so am i, so we call it a day. i manage to get to the bus stop just before 4, which is when the next one was to leave for nyc... but apparently there was no 4pm bus. dammit, had i had known, i couldve probably done one more round of door hangers. so of course the 'line' (i.e. the mob of people) trying to get on the 5pm bus is ridiculous, but luckily im one of hte last ones allowed on. im back home by 8. eat dinner and pass out.

monday, nov 3: work is work. blah. since i didnt seem to fuck up phonebanking in philly, i decided to go to one a few blocks from my apt. its at someones loft, which is amazing. i called a bunch of people in virginia. some in NOVA, some further south, but all (most) are enthusiastic and ready to go for election day. i get home around 9. eat dinner and pass out.

tuesday, nov 4: i set my alarm for 630 to go and vote. when it goes off, i practically jump out of bed and get ready to go. it wasnt until i was in the shower that i realized that i didnt groan or curse when the alarm rang. now, i usually vote right after work, and in the past, had no trouble getting in and out of the voting centers in under 20 mins. since i had no idea what it would be like this time, i braced myself with the possibility of being stuck in line for hours and being late for work. i get to the polling center and its kind of crowded. crap. oh wait, this seems to be the polling location for many districts, and a volunteer points me to my districts polling booth. theres one person in the booth, and one person in line. score. im in and out in under 15 mins. but now what do i do? its only 730 and i dont even leave for work usually until 830... i guess its time to crack out on news on tv. work is unbearably slow. sneaking the occasional peek at blogs i subscribe to, my heart jumps and sinks every other post. there would be a post sent from someone somewhere in america talking about their experience voting today, wonderfully touching. the following post would talk about broken voting machines and long lines in urban areas in pennsylvania, florida, and ohio.

after work, i go to a phonebank at the bowery hotel. its a decent set up with open space, chairs, and a projector playing cnn on a large screen, muted of course, but we can take glances in between calls to see whats going on. i get a stack of florida numbers, where polls close at 7. i get through about halfway through my second pass when we're told that the polls have closed. i only got to talk to a few people, and all of them voted already, but at least i took those numbers off other people's hand so that they could maybe get out the vote. we're waiting to see if hq will send us numbers in new mexico since the polls dont close there for a few hours, but alas, there arent any left. organizers tell us that we can go to the teamsters hq where they need help. it takes me a little while to get there but by 730, im making calls to iowa. the teamsters office does not have a tv. no one knows whats going on. im losing my mind. after getting through about 3 pages, its 830, im calling it quits.

9pm: i get to bananna's place to watch the results with her and her roommate/friends. i basically ignore everyone and pull up bananna's laptop and tune into msnbc. nothing surprising has been called, although pennsylvania goes to obama, and id like to think that i had some part in that.

927pm: msnbc has call ohio for obama. that makes it 195 EVs. cali, oregon, washington, and hawaii are 77 EVs. we did it! didnt we? why will no one on tv say anything?

935pm: cnn calls ohio for obama. hello? anyone there have a calculator?

940ish: keith olbermann asks the panel to check his math. he sees what i see. he's being a bit smug, but im fine with that. no one will definitively call the race. dammit!

10pm: daily show/colbert report special. they know its over. theyre just goofing around to kill time. some funny, some not so much.

1059pm: ok, they are wrapping up the show. entertaining, but not much new info.

1101pm: theyre still on... weird...

1102pm: jon stewart calls the race for obama! switch to 'real' news networks. they all call it for obama! fox is a little behind, but also calls it for obama!

1130ish: mccain concedes in what is the best speech ive ever heard him give, and not just because he's conceding. he sounds earnest, talks about what the country needs to do next, and tries to quell the anger in the crowd. where was this guy the last few months?

midnight: barack walks on stage with his wife and kids. the girls around me are weeping. keep your shit together, man! if you remove the stuff he's been saying on the campaign trail already, it was a moving speech, aside from the oscar-style thanking everyone individually.

130am: as the adrenaline died down, i finally fall asleep.

today: i almost lost it a few times writing this. during the primary i wouldve been happy with any of the frontrunners, but i now believe, from first hand experience, that the machien known as the obama campaign was the best way to go.

and so i leave you with what m said to me last night on gchat when they called the race:

change, bitches!

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

what have YOU done today?



Monday, June 16, 2008

the dc weekend

so i really should have posted this 2 weeks ago, so the details wont be as fresh as they would have been. being invited to sek's wedding, but gf being unable to go because of prior work commitments, i invited m as my date. he came in friday night, as we were to leave taking the awesome new bus company (free wifi and outlets for your laptop) boltbus.com early the next morning. so m, purple onesie, and i decide to go out for a drink. one of onesie's friends was at a karaoke bar, so we go, only to find the room uber-crowded so we head back to the bar to get drinks. on our way there we run into a girl, who at least i had assumed knew onesie by the way she came up to us, but as it turned out didnt, which made the whole encounter a bit weird. especially with the group hugs and her kissing onesie's head for luck. we escape to the bar, and after discussion and a drink or two, we guessed the scenario we just witnessed/partook was a combination of drunkenness, self loathing, and/or daddy issues. m and i finish our drinks and call it a night, while onesie attempts to reenter the karaoke room.

the next day, m and i head to msg, where the bolt bus is waiting nearby. as we're waiting to board the bus, i realize that due to packing for the trip drunk after returning home from the bar, i had forgotten to pack my dress shoes. shit. well, i dont have enough time to go back home to get them, so lets just pray that there's a shoestore near either where we get dropped off or the hotel or the wedding venue. we get on the bus, and its as glorious as we had hoped. brand new. no faint smell of urine here! outlets for (almost) every seat. and yes. wifi. not to mention, definitely a different clientele than the chinatown bus. the bus driver, as we're pulling out, gives us a basic spiel (similar to what airlines do) about safety, etc. and by then, we're up and running on our laptops. apparently there's a payless shoestore a block from where the bus drops us off, score! after 4 short hours of watching the west wing on dvd, we arrive. and lo and behold, there's the shoe store! now if only we're lucky enough to find black dress shoes in my size. huzzah! we do! in celebration we go across the street to grab a sandwich for lunch before we head down into the metro station. as we're eating we notice its starting to rain a little... oh well, at least we're near the station, only like 50 feet really. no worries. hm... why cant i see across the street anymore? oh, its because of how hard its raining. crap. we finish eating and run into the station. not too bad, just a little wet. we get out at the ballston stop. ok, the hotel is only 3 or 4 blocks... in the pouring rain. running from awning to awning, we get to the holiday inn completely soaked. ok, the room is under rc's name, so... wait, no rc in your computer, you say, mr. front desk man? uh... so i call him to confirm, no answer, crap. leave a message and wait. as we're waiting, i realize i also forgot to pack a tie. but crisis averted as m notice's that the hotel gift shop sells ties. i decide not to get the tie with the picture of the signing of the declaration of independence, and go for a simpler blue striped tie. ah! rc has left a vm saying that its under his wife's name (who, just for the sake of our weekend, decided not to take rc's last name, adding to the confusion at the front desk) but we finally check in, and start to change for the wedding... aw crap. my suit got wet! well, i guess ill just use the room's hairdryer to dry it off... almost done... oops... the hairdryer broke. dry enough i guess. rc arrives and changes, and we're off to the wedding!

we take the metro to dc, and start walking... we walk to the address sek gave for the wedding 2301 I St... nope. not there. wtf? did i write it down wrong? good thing m has web access on his phone... apparently the venue is at 2017 I St... classic sek :P we finally arrive, and find some of our old class of '28 crew. good food and good drink is had by all. ok, after party plans, drinks at the hotel! good times catching up w/everyone from back in the day, playing 'what ever happened to...' with our old dormmates and recalling past, some times embarrassing, hookup stories. good times. although having rc finish of the beer after making a huge dent in the bottle of cuervo might not have been the best idea. lets just say he got a little sick when we got back to our room. ah, like old times.

3 hours later, we're up for the 930 bon voyage 'brunch'. ok, first, i just have to say, 930 is not brunch. its punishment for people who partied after the wedding reception. m is pounding coffee, while rc is trying to keep his eyes open and keep food down. and in comes the happy couple. after a few quick toasts and a hello/goodbye with the newlyweds, m and i are off again. 4 hours of glorious free internet later, we're back in the city. i collapse (soon after forcing myself to eat a muffin i stole from the 'brunch') only to wake up a few hours later face down in a puddle of my own drool. as i said before. good times :)

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

top ten things from big sis's wedding weekend (in chronological order)


1. missing my direct flight to oakland, and catching a 3 leg, 11 hour trip, stopping by las vegas, and long beach, and yet still making it to the rehearsal dinner
2. having the willpower to call it a night at 130am the night before the wedding, while my older cousins egg me on to go with them to find a karaoke bar. (note: they didnt find one, spent hours driving around town, and ended up at a casino for like an hour before calling it quits themselves)
3. watching ms. kim become mrs. kim... or ms. kim if she doesn't want to be necessarily identified as a married woman... or maybe ms. kim if she doesn't want to take his name
4. not screwing up the toast
5. my dad's friend trying to set me up with his daughter (who lives in korea) by saying, and i quote, and by quote i mean translate, "you should meet with my daughter sometime, she's pretty now!" as far as i can remember, she was never ugly.
6. korean bbq for breakfast
7. hung out with braincube
8. bought a book for the first time in years (since feb 6, 2006 according to my amazon account)
9. watched "the bank job", expected garbage, but ended up being a decent flick
10. sleeping through my entire flight back to nyc, literally from take off to touch down.

Monday, February 04, 2008

a cool thing about new york city

so the giants just won the superbowl (very cool, very awesome, but not the cool thing im talking about) so as expected, there was celebration in the streets. now, in any metropolitan area, there will be masses of people cheering, cars honking, police cars and ambulances quelling riotous drunks, etc. but i'd like to think that spontaneous musicians playing, among others, 'new york, new york', the fox football theme, and that song they play at sports games where people yell 'hey' along with the people in the streets is definitely something you dont see anywhere else.