things i learned on vacation

1. the easiest way to get a good table at a bar is to buy 2 bottles of grey goose
2. even learning how to play craps is hard
3. its not hard to lose $100 in 10 minutes at a $5 min bet table
4. its fun watching someone you know lose $100 in 10 minutes
5. you should be conscious of all trash cans within your vicinity in case of projectile vomiting
6. the hard rock does in fact rock
7. m doesn't shave often enough
8. no matter how sketchy a hostel may be, and no matter how many beach bums and eurotrash are there, if its next to the beach, its still awesome
9. the homeless in san diego are REALLY laid back about getting change from you
10. gay leather shops aren't as creepy as you think, as long as you dont look at the pictures on the wall
11. the homeless in los angeles are REALLY aggressive about getting change from you
12. if you dont have cards or dice, you can leave it to the professional drinkers to come up with a surprising well laid out drinking game
13. christopher walken looks badass no matter what he is doing (e.g. in his sweats waiting to get on the red eye back to nyc)